Scientists Propose the Purrrfect Future: Data Centers to Be Replaced by Cat Homes, Encouraging a "Fur-stainable" Society
According to experts, while AI processing can consume up to 1.2 kWh per response, a cat, who efficiently handles life’s existential questions (or ignores them), requires far less energy. This has inspired an unusual alliance of environmental scientists, tech companies, and cat enthusiasts pushing for cat-friendly data centers.
The Power of the Purr
“A typical cat uses around 0.03 kWh per day,” says Dr. Felix Whiskers of the Feline Efficiency Institute. “Replacing high-energy AI servers with snoozing cats could save millions of kilowatt-hours. Plus, they bring an undeniable warmth to the workplace.” Scientists argue that the mere presence of cats could reduce stress and boost productivity for human workers, further increasing the proposal's appeal.
The Case for a Cat-Centric Society
The shift could also benefit society at large. Cats require only modest care, unlike human offspring, making them the ideal eco-friendly companion. “Imagine a world where every home has four cats instead of children,” suggests sociologist Tabby Smith. “Families would save energy, money, and time, while enjoying low-maintenance love and plenty of laughs.”
The Future of Feline Servers
Amazon and Google have already warmed to the idea, announcing pilot programs to transform portions of their data centers into “cat sanctuaries,” where employees can observe cats’ low-energy living habits. “Our team will gain insights into resource-efficient lifestyles while reducing overall power consumption,” a spokesperson said. Amazon Web Services has even proposed a new model, "Cat-as-a-Service" (CaaS), promising clients ethical, low-energy data processing—or at least comforting purrs.
The Philosophical Implications
Detractors argue that cats won’t answer questions, but proponents counter that perhaps not all queries require responses. “Cats remind us that some problems don’t need solving,” remarks Dr. Whiskers. “Their silence on existential matters could be the ultimate answer humanity needs.” As society increasingly embraces feline wisdom, researchers hope for a future that balances technology with a sustainable pace.