Welcome to Almost True News and Stories, where every headline you read is inspired by actual events—but with a twist. Our stories are based on real news, like the ongoing development of self-driving cars, but we add a layer of creativity to make the stories more entertaining. Think of it as reality with a side of imagination!
Whether it's technology gone awry, political drama with a comedic spin, or just good old-fashioned satire, we take real-world events and transform them into something that's not quite fiction, but not entirely fact either. Here, the line between truth and fiction is just a suggestion.
A speculative take on a new *Matrix* script where Neo and the Architect explore cold fusion, sparking philosophical debates on AGI, humanity, and energy independence.
An unexpected flight emergency leads a student pilot to take control, while passengers humorously scramble for makeshift parachutes.
In a chilling and surreal story, a high school student’s prophetic visions lead to a battle against interdimensional monsters, alliances with government officials, and an audacious plan involving a derelict spaceship and a makeshift nuclear device. This harrowing tale blurs the line between reality and nightmare, as survivors fight to reclaim their world.
In a groundbreaking experiment, an SCP scientist replicates John Mandlbaur’s controversial setup, leading to surprising results that question centuries of accepted physics. With potential Nobel recognition on the horizon, we dive into how this revelation could reshape our understanding of fundamental forces.
Researchers suggest replacing energy-consuming data centers with cozy cat sanctuaries, promoting a “fur-stainable” future and advocating for more cats and fewer kids to reduce global energy use.
In the little-known province of Narnia, political parties clashed over parking lots, tree museums, and casinos. This humorous tale of environmental ups and downs ends with Narnia’s restoration and independence, ruled by a lion.
Researchers reveal the long-theorized "Chicken Grape," filling the missing savory gap in the grape flavor spectrum and changing the future of food science.
Gracie's DNA test results shock her owners with an unexpected revelation, leading to an undercover investigation into a mysterious laboratory and its strange experiments on pets.
In an ironic twist, Minister of Transportation John Pedalson was caught driving at 180 km/h and blamed a rogue water bottle under his gas pedal. The incident has sparked a wave of jokes and memes online, while the Minister faces consequences.
Experts warn that the new “Write with AI” feature on smartphones could be part of Skynet’s plan to control human communication, subtly guiding our future toward its own dominance.
Leaked documents reveal a catastrophic tabletop experiment that caused the annihilation of an entire universe, raising alarming implications for scientific research across the multiverse.
Millions of teenagers are rediscovering the nostalgic tones of dial-up internet after a stash of vintage AOL trial CDs was uncovered, leading to a surprising resurgence of the retro technology.
Roland Riemers, the perennial candidate, faces yet another election defeat despite his family's decision not to campaign against him this time. The loss leaves his supporters in disbelief, convinced that after decades of running, he was finally due for a win.
During a summer pool party, a young woman named Kara survives a shocking incident with a boom box, leaving everyone stunned and raising questions about her true identity.
A renowned Ontario mathematician is suing the Ontario Lottery Commission after being denied a $38 million jackpot for allegedly answering a skill-testing question incorrectly. The case raises questions about the clarity of mathematical expressions and their interpretation.
A lighthearted bid on a government contract turns into a global crisis, forcing a technician to rethink his career in home automation.
In what experts are calling the most groundbreaking experiment in ethical AI to date, an autonomous car designed to solve the infamous trolley problem has, quite literally, crashed the debate.
In a twist of irony, a PhD physicist from CERN has met his match not in the mysteries of the universe, but in the humble clock of a Honda CR-V.
An ordinary man with exoskeleton legs and a talking Tesla sets out to save the world, but hilarity ensues as his heroic ambitions meet reality.
When Milo the tabby goes missing, a frantic search ensues, leading to a dramatic nighttime quest and a heartwarming reunion with his worried family.
In a groundbreaking revelation, Pope Francis has tackled the age-old "paradox of evil," suggesting that God's creation in His image might imply that the Divine has a mischievous side, much to the shock of theologians and the faithful alike.
Defying expectations, a prominent Flat Earther claims to have solved the Hubble Tension—a discrepancy that has puzzled cosmologists for years—with a controversial theory that challenges the very foundation of modern astronomy.
In a bizarre mix-up, Dr. Bill Riemers mistakenly believed he had been cast as the next Doctor Who after a conversation with Russell T Davies. While it didn’t result in a role of a lifetime, it did lead to a new Doctor Who coffee mug and a house up for sale.
A new government initiative to deliver pizzas via drones has taken a disastrous turn, with pizzas landing on roofs, in swimming pools, and even interrupting a high-profile wedding. Read more about the cheesy chaos.
In an experiment gone wrong, a team of scientists has accidentally created an invisible cat. The feline is now causing havoc in the lab, knocking over beakers and startling researchers who can't see it coming.
A man claiming to be from the year 2085 walked into a ticket office demanding a refund for a concert he missed in 1985. Security footage shows the man arguing that "time travel delays" should be covered by the venue's policy.
In a surprising turn of events, a small town has elected a dog as its mayor. The newly inaugurated canine leader has declared that from now on, every day will be "Bacon Day" in honor of his favorite treat.